Yep, I'm bored again.
Stolen from
To do this meme, go to -->
wyncorporation.com/pokemon/ <-- and have it randomly generate Pokémon for the answers to these.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend: Cinccino
I'm good with that^^
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion: Treecko
I'm not good at jumping from tree to tree, so I'm pretty much screwed.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project: Smeargle
Not so bad... I guess we could do some experiment with the paint in its tail.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you: Gengar
Wow... talk about creepypasta material. Seriously though, I am f@#&*$
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law: Haunter
*looks at the above answer* ...huh. How conflicting.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend: Floatzel
Awesome!
7. This Pokémon is your ex: Pansage
Not surprising. I like Pansear more anyways.
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment: Trubbish
OH GOD IT'S WORSE THAN GENGAR GET IT AWAY FROM ME HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPP!
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you: Hariyama
I'm sure that'll become rather uncomfortable.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake: Turtwig
I don't mind. Turtwig is my favorite Gen 4 starter, and I don' even like cheesecake that much.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night: Geodude
0_0 No words. Just none.
12. This Pokémon banged your mom: Deino
How did it find her?
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants: Pupitar
I think it's going to take him a LONG time before that happens
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands: Scizor
I KILLED A SCIZOR?! HOLY F@#&*$ I AM A BADASS!
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life: Roserade
Nice. I could totally work with that.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories: Solrock
What stories could a Solrock tell me?
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet: Gastrodon
Gary!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist: Celebi
I'm torn between yay and crap.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day: Porygon2
It would be so much easier to get this pokemon if I had more friends...
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house: Watchog
... Get out of my house please.
And that's all she wrote! See you next time